Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Recap-age of this TV show they call the Bachelorette.

Ali. 
Sooooo. I didn't get to watch it Monday night, due to my satellite not wanting to work for me. But I got to watch it last night. 
Booooy. 
Is it just me or is anyone else NOT REALLY into this season? 

CONFESSION: 
Although Ali drives me ABSOLUTELY NUTS.... 
I am still a fan of this show.
YES. I make fun of the people that go on this show & make complete FOOLS of themselves, but I am just a stupid for watching this show. 
But you won't believe who I am getting to watch this show with me?
Yep. 
Z*. 
He was watching it with me the other night with my Bestie- Kristen & my sister from another mister- Gab.! 
We stayed up FAR TOO LATE, but we watched it. 

Ali gets a 1-1 date with Mr. Frank-e.
(he looks completely different when he takes off his glasses) I thought he was some other guy that I didn't see ? 
.....weiRRRRRRD.

Their date is... ya know... cool.. and they get to go hang out by the "Holly. WOOD. sign." 
Yes, Such a lovely time just HANGING BY THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN.
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really?
Mr. Michael Phelps' look alike(HIS)  1-1 date was BEYOND WORLDLY and Frank got shafted to the Hollywood sign/picnic date. 
Then, I must say, I like Frank-y don't get me wrong, but was anyone else CRINGING THE WHOLE TIME they were making out on that car? 
I can just hear the producers...

"Ok... HOLD IT... KEEP kissing.. KEEP KISSING!!!!!!" 
awesome.
OOOOH yes. GORGEOUS SETTING. AWESOME CAR that "broke down" puu-lease. I don't believe that gar-baaaage. 

Ali: "Oh NO, Frank what are we going to do? All of these cameramen are around us and the helicopter flying overhead can't rescue us."
hilar. 


I think by FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
the greatest thing that happened last night was when Mr. Rated R (aka Justin) showed up ANYWHERE on the television.

Let's get things straight. 
1. YESSSSSSSS. I have sick humor and should get help.
Ok. 
Yes. I was HITTING the couch laughing my head off when he was hoppin out to say GOOD BYE to Ali and Mr. Frank-e. 
He JUST gets out...
&
they are gone. 
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Then, the beach.
Yep. 
WHOEVER thought that putting the guys in SPEEDos was going to help RATINGS. 

YOU. ARE. STUPID. 
nuff' said.


I believe I took a "lets talk during this most horrid scene" break with the girls & Z. 


The whole DRAMAAAAAAAA with Mr. Weatherman & Mr. Wolverine was HILARIOUS...

Best quote from weatherman who had tooooooooo much to drink.
"I don't want to have to punch someone, but I will, I don't want to fight him, but I will... I have my brown belt and I know how to do some damage to ones face."
INSERT
MY.
MEAN cackle here.
:) 

Mr. Weatherman... I am pretty sure he MIGHT BE GAY. ??? 
NOW THAT WOULD BE A TWIST!!!!!!
"I have a boyfriend."
GASP****

I should write to the producers about that... maybe they will pay me for that idea? :) 
ALSO. Mr. Weatherman.... I am annoyed by you. 
You. 
Are.
A.
WEASEL.


hmmmmmm....

Mr. Wolverine was just OBNOXIOUS. Yes, he is annoying too.
Like i said...
WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE boys!?


Our little Recap. 

-Ali's mermaid hair.
- ALi likes to hug. She asked for 1 each time.
-Ali does not hold her liquor well.
-Ali likes  is obsessed with yellow.
-If Ali isn't wearing yellow... it's gold.
GASP*
-Ali D-I-G-S Mr. Roberto. 
so do i.
so does Z*
Team ROBERTO.
kasey KIND OF makes me want to run far far far away from him. 
Speedos. 
Ali is WAY toooooo many string bikinis. 
1-1
group date that probably drank more than ANY other season.
Mr. Weatherman being a baby.
Mr. Wolverine gets the BOOT.


RUMORS:
Did you hear the rumors that
TENLEY

&

Kypton are hookin up?


I sure hope this is true! :) 

THINK OF THEIR BABIES!!!!!!!!!



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7 comments:

  1. WE watched it last night too hahahahaha ohh man... Josh just sits there :) KYPTON & TENLY! I SURE HOPE SO!

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  2. I had to skip the first part, cause i havent seen it but tenly and kypton SHOULD jook up. I loved hima nd her.

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  3. HAHAHA! I am SOSOSO glad mr. obnoxious is GONE! Not too sure Frank is gonna hang on, he's kinda obsessed ALREADY! I guess we will see.....

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  4. YAY!! I am so glad you are doing this, woohoo!! =) We should have twitter parties!!

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  5. I watch the Bachelorette too - each time thinking, OK, I really need to quit, this isn't worth my time... but I can't stop! I like Frank - he's quirky but seems like he's a good fit for her. I was so glad that Craig guy got the boot although I think the weatherman needs to go too!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog, by the way! :)

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  6. i loveedd this post beka.
    i lauhged because i agree with everything you say!
    i definately think mr. weatherman guy is gay. for sure. hes disgusting! and im team roberto allll the way :)
    victoriaa

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  7. Oh my goodness this post is HYSTERICAL!!!!!
    I hate the show but I love it.. you know? One of those things where I just can't look away... what's wrong with me?!
    I am team Roberto all the way too... the only guy I really like!

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