Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Bachelorette: Ali

2 words that explain this episode:
Oh dear.

Ok. ok. ok. I could and AM going to use more than those 2 words.
But I SURE DID say that a lot while watching it yesterday.
WOW. 

Ok. the dreaded topic I know ya'll want to hear about...

kasey.

1st thoughts:
WHY?

Why did he have to sing that?
Why did he have to "write that on the spot?"
Why did he have to sing not once but TWICE!
Seriously producers/editors! 

GIVE THIS GUY A BREAK!
Also.
Was it his idea to get this tattoo? or a 15 year old girl that wanted to show her boyfriend how much she loved him? 
Did ya'll hear the tattoo artist say..."Um, yeaaah. I can do that." 
IN  a real monotone voice. I know that she was thinking..."That. is. GIRLY!"

Their 1-1 date was COMPLETELY set up by the producers...

again.
Ok. Just for fun...

let's sing it together...

“When I was flying in the helicopter, over this amazing city,
I looked to my left and never saw something so pretty.
At the end of tonight, I’m not just your Average Joe,
But I hope in my hindsight, I’ll see and find a rose.”

Oh. you can't follow along? 
me either. 
Talk about "freestyle"....


He sure knows how to RHYMME. 
City.... pretty...
Joe... rose..er...uhh. wait. what?!!?!

Again. 
OH DEAR.

Also. WHO WANTS TO GO TO A MUSEUM?!
They can go ANYWHERE IN NEW YORK... and they wanted to go to the MUSEUM!?
Once again.... CREEPER KASEY has the flashlight and says something "from his heart."
They were chasing each other around the museum.
How...... pukey.
I can't take it.. lets move on..


GROUP DATE: WHAT A HECTIC TIME TRYING TO FIND ALI.
I mean, I didn't think they were going to find her in time. 
But then... 
OUT OF NO WHERE...
*after the cameraman was pointing to the window Ali was in*
Weatherweirdo was like..."THERE SHE IS..Today's forecast looks bright and sunny."

Or soemthing like that.
Honestly, I don't care about weatherkid.
Honestly,*wow i am being so honest right now*
He CREEPS ME OUT MORE THAN Kasey.
RUMOR HAS IT...
he is going to be on the Bachelor Pad Tv show thingy.
Oh and you know that I will be sucked into that stupid show too.
HEAD SLAM*.

i feel so bad for her hair in this picture. :( 

Me and my SICK HUMOR once again was laughing so hard about this LION KING audition.
ENTER ROBERTO*

When he sang....I had to mute it.
*I know... everyone else too*
EXCEPT JESSE.
WHO is Michael Phelps' lookalike.
SERIOUS.
WHy did she get rid of him?
SIGH*
So Roberto wins. 
Well, At least I think he is going to, WHICH after seeing him  in those HORRID spandex and that Adam and Eve leaf thingy outfit sort of type thing...
GAGE*
VOMIT*
Why did they have to put a BURST OF REALITY MAN THIGH in this episode?

...................
GAGE*

KEEP IT G people...

I think I am just going to have to say it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BROADWAY PRODUCERS OF LION KING!!?!?!

Ali & her Roberto & his man thigh hanging out while they are pretty much MAKING OUT while they are on the line FLYING around. 
I HAD TO LAUGH AT THESE MOMENTS:
1) The other guys sitting OUTSIDE THE THEATRE. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I guess they couldn't afford real seats?
2) Ali's hair the whole time she was up there.
GASP* I know. I know. I mean mean, right? I mean, afterall... she was sick...
I'm sorry. NO EXCUSE. 
AND ... that shot of her doing her own makeup? Well, I bet that really did happen this time around... due to her mop on her head and all sick like.
Good Job, ALI! YOU DID IT! :)

Ali pretty much got the whole group date sick by passing her germs around from one guy's mouth to another.
In times like these...
I ask myself, "B* WHY do you watch this horrible show?!"
I still am looking for an answer....
I can't believe this is "OK" to air on TV.
SIGH*

Kurt/KEN takes Ali upstairs and tucks her in bed.

HORRID.

HONESTLY.
She just likes to make out with him. Sorry, Ken, but that's it! :( 

Rose Ceremony:
My letters to the men that got roses..



Dear Kirk/Ken,

I hope you feel better soon. Should teach you right about you kissing a SICK girl.
GO take some medicine.
Love,
B*

Dear Frank,
Since you care so much about Ali, by taking her on a walk outside while RAINING. Also. i can tell you are getting nervous about Ali liking other people more than you. You are getting insecure and that right there is 1 of the reasons you will not be in the final 2. (among other reasons, but like i said... I won't ruin it for you!) 
Love,
B*

Dear Craig,
You are growing on me. KEEP IT UP! GOOD WORK! :) 

Love,
B*

Dear Chris H.,
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

From,
B*

Dear Roberto,
GAGE*
Can't look at you the same. I think you do win though...so CONGRATS. GAGE*
From,
B*
gage*



Dear Justin,
I was sticking up for you before, but now... I will not anymore.
You are pathetic.... What does it prove to you that Kasey said he got burnt?
You need to take your crutches and GO HOME. Walk even. I do not like you.
&&&& with all the rumors I am hearing(don't worry. won't say anything about that b/c i bet they are TRUE!) 
YOU NEED TO GO HOME TO YOUR other lovers. 

From,
B*

Dear Ty,
You talk really really country.

Love, 
B*

Dear Kasey,

Go clean your girly tattoo.  
from, B*

HIGH POINTS FROM MONDAY nights episode:

WEATHERCREEP is gone!

LOW POINTS:

Roberto's man thigh VOMIT*
Weatherchump singing.
Kasey's girly tattoo.
Kasey getting a rose.
Jesse not getting a rose.
(i hear he is on the bachelor pad) YIPPEE!


What do you think ladies?
Roberto takes the WIN!?
Who do you think she is going to kick out next week?
Who are her final 2 ?
I want your thoughts and feedback.


Afterall,
We are each other's support group for watching this AWFUL, horrid, MAN THIGH showing TV SHOW! 

LET ME HEAR YA thoughts!
?????

Ready. Set. GO!




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10 comments:

  1. haha girl you are crazy.

    I like roberto, I think he is adorable, and I like frank too even though I feel like he is getting super obsessed lately! And I think Kirk is a hottie, haha.

    As for the other guys eh... Idk... Weatherman, thank gosh is gone, but Im sad she sent home whats his face!

    Blah, this show is just crazy, but good at the same time.

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  2. Oh ps. what is the font you use for your headings on this blog? i am loving it. is it from k&a?

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  3. I was so embarassed for Casey....what the heck was he thinking?!!?
    And I like Roberto too...and Jesse.....cant believe she got rid of him :(

    What is this bachelor pad you keep referring to?!?!

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  4. I absolutely L*O*V*E* roberto :) he is definitely my favvv <3

    & i was also shocked that jesse was sent home.. but for some reason it didnt' bug me that she kept kasey around.. cause i KNOW he won't win! there is no way!

    craig.. i GAG. as with the weather man.. but me & my sister both agree that it would have been fun to keep him around to laugh at! :)

    BUT. i actually really enjoy Chris L. he was really nice. & he seemed pretty genuine to me :)the other chris.. well i didn't hear him say 1 word the entire episode.. literally!

    Frank:: tooo jealous..kinda reminds me of a Reid from past season..she really likes him but won't end up with him..

    Ty: he bugs me.. i just get uneasy around him.. & justin, oh dearest justin... he confuses me & i don't really know what to say.. i don't usually mind him.. but i've heard bad things. :(

    there is my 2 cents :)

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  5. -i'm all for CHRIS L. hes a hottie. and totally sincere.
    -love roberto too.
    -what the kasey. he needs to be gone.
    -thank heavens weatherman is gone.
    -im super super sad about jesse :(
    -srsly other chris needs to be gone. he is mute.
    -for some odd reason i still like kirk and frank
    -just oh dear. is right!!

    not sure why i watch it either.. but i can't wait for bachleor pad.. {here is the link to who is on it! click next to see them all!

    xoxo

    http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20055177_20394313,00.html

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  6. I CAN NOT Believe she kept Justin & sent Jesse home! UGH! Probably the producers eh? Maybe they are from Canada! LOL VERY pleased that the weather boy is gone! Casey should be GONE too...

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  7. I am SO confused as to what went down on The Bachelorette...
    First off, there is no way on this planet she actually wanted to do a one-on-one date with Kasey. I wanted to poke my eyeballs out watching him... seriously - it was so painful. And that SONG!!!!! DO NOT MAKE SONGS UP LIKE THAT!!!!

    Ugh.

    Justin irritates the crap out of me. I am over him...

    I LOVED Jesse - and am so sad that he is gone. He is a little younger but I honestly think that he had a good heart.

    Frank - you're bothering me too. Really? If you knew you had some jealousy issues I am thinking that the Bachelorette *may* not be the show for you!!

    Roberto. I love him. I want to have his babies. (Sorry... I am going back to keeping it G rated) I think the Lion King thing was stupid. Really? So dumb. And a really dumb one-on-one date too. But I still love him.

    Weatherman - I was trying really hard to give him the benefit of the doubt. I really was. But his singing also killed me. Just something about him... he scares me.

    There's that other Chris guy that I have NO clue who he is. Enough with him already too.

    I am sure that I could go on and on and on.. but I will stop now so as not to bore you to death!!!

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  8. Kasey + Justin = producers' picks for DRAH-MA. :-P That's the only way I can explain it.

    Even after the spandex sighting, I am still Team Roberto. But her hair for the show?? Oh dear, for real.

    She should've kept Jesse. He sang so well! And who IS that last Chris? Chris N.? Chris H.? Does he ever talk?!

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  9. Bekah you make me laugh!!! WHY Oh Why did the weather guy think he could sing?? and i would have given a pretty penny to have kasey go home BEFORE he showed ali that pathetic tatToo! =)

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  10. Do you know who should be the next Bachelorette. Kelly Johnson from Northing Short of Fabulous (The Johnsons) A s soon as she finds out that Josh was not faithful during his month in Boston things are going to fly!!! (pots, pans, her GIANT HORSE TEETH, etc. OUCH!) You so crazy girl! I love your blog!!!!

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