Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Bachelorette: Ali


Wow. Where can I begin? Oh yes. I know. 

ROBERTO...

TEAM ROBERTO!!!


I love their 1-1 date. Roberto is just so funny/weird.
He is funny in a weird way. 
WOW.
 I bet that was just MIND BLOWING for you. SO PROFOUND, Beka! ;)

Roberto was just making me laugh with his weird little quirks.
ANYONE out there like Roberto?

OK. There are other guys jumping out in front of the pack.

Kurt. I have a love-hate relationship with him. Don't you?
Love:
1. He looks like KEN THE BARBIE DOLL.
2. He seems GENUINE.
3.  He is really into Ali.

Okay, The only HATE part I have with Ken, oops, I mean... Kurt. 

It is this....
WHO MAKES OUT WITH A GIRL ON A GROUP DATE?!?!?!!??!!?
in a hot tub.
.... When she is in a bikini....  
UUUUGH. 
Makes me upset with Ali as well.
I will be bringing this up to Ali later on this week on our coffee date. ;)
HAHA!
ANYWAYS,
Enough of the lies...
I wanted to throw something at the TV when I saw her do that. 
COME ON, Ali!
I know he looks like Ken and it brought you back to your childhood...
BUT STILL!
Put some clothes on and mingle with the others.


Speaking of "wanting to throw something at the TV"
Weatherman.
yes, I just might have wanted to throw HIM at the TV.
or at him..... in the tv.
HE MAKES ME SOOOOO nervous. irritated. wanting to throw up. close my eyes. ya know....
HORRIBLE!

I can't take it. 

MOVING ON. because I am getting nervous just typing it....

3 words.

Justin. ALL. hype. 

Me and my sick humor  were ALL ABOUT this episode......  From Justin & his handy crutches wobbling over and not being able to get in the pool and giving her those "BABY EYES".....
I WAS LAUGHING. 

THEN.
PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE & call it done... was when Justin walked 2 miles..... talked to her.... ruined Hunter's date. HAHAHAHHAHAHA! 
I was thinking to myself. 
THIS IS ALL HYPE.
Justin really isn't this "Rated-R" character.... He is just being USED from the directors to be "The bad one!" 
Honestly.
I feel bad for Justin.  I do.
 Call me silly, but I do. Does this mean I want them together?
 NO. But come on...

Hunter is gone. Goobye Darlin' ! :) Good ol' country man... is now gone. :) 
I'm glad. I couldn't see him with Ali..... 

Rose Ceremony.
And people think GIRLS are dramatic???

Anyways.... Guys I like.... 

ROBERTO.
franky
Ken Kurt the Barbie doll.
Chris L.
steve. he seems sweet. err..uuh... maybe? :) 
Michael Phelps look alike. What's his real name?
I like that he doesn't wear a suit...


Guys that creep me out. 
WEATHERMAN.

wow. 

glad I got that out. 

Well, another bachelorette post....
RACAP:
ROBERTO = Ali's lover.
TEAM ROBERTO
Ali needs to get her weave checked. ;)
MERMAID hair is starting to show up...AGAIN!
Justin = all hype.
Ken, the barbie doll showed up.
TEAM KEN.
(or maybe I want him to be the next bachelor?)
HMMM.
hot tubs.
bikinis
black little convertible.
Ali in a 1890 dress to the rose ceremony.
HAHAHAHAHHA
hilarious.
Justin crying.
Weatherman..*shutters* crying...
PASS THE TISSUE.


Ok. Off to clean my house.
My husband is going to think I blogged all day.
EEEK! :)
COUGH*


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9 comments:

  1. I am totally Team Roberto....if she doesnt pick him she is NUTS!!!

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  4. I *love* your recaps, and I am in TOTAL AGREEMENT with you, on everything! I have been Team Roberto since Day One and I thought their first day was like the best date ever on that show I think! And I am SO GLAD you said that about Justin! Right on! Producer's pawn!!!

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  5. Oh my goodness.
    I.
    Love.
    You.
    The reason it has taken me so long to get here and read this is because I don't have my satellite hooked up right now so I had to download it and watch it on my computer.
    That being said.... that task is complete and I am ready to talk about this!! lol

    I LOVE ROBERTO. I WANT TO MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIS BABIES. Okay, that's a little drastic... I am happy and in love with my manfriend but seriously - I love Roberto. He seems honest, genuine and you are totally right - weird. But like, a good kind of weird. I love it. So yes, I am also Team Roberto. I think we should get matching t-shirts and wear them btw.

    Ken. Oh Ken. I like you. But the making out was too much in the hottub too. I was confused with all that business.

    Justin. Oh Canada. (hehe I am from Canada so I will use this opportunity to say that he is the poor Canadian getting used and abused by The Bachelorette staff). He's too much.

    And Weatherman. REALLY?? Everyone and their dog is hoping to jump Ali and YOU are crying because you have to kiss her. Sweet Mercy.

    I love your update. Can't wait for next week (except I think I will have to watch it on my computer on Tuesday again! eek!)

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  6. TEAM ROBERTO? YES!!!
    weatherman-drama queen..oops i mean king! LOL

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  7. Ps Justin is such a player and I really think every time he says he is 'there for Ali!" he's really just proving how much he is there for some other reason....just my take.

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  8. I am not reading this post because i need to watch the bachelorette on hulu I will read and comment after I have caught up.....=) =)

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  9. Its Kirk, not Kurt.......idiot

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