Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Bachelorette: Ali


Well, It's that time of year again....
Yep.
BACHELORETTE TIME.

As some of you may know I am NOT Ali's biggest fan from the Bachelor Season of Jake. 
BUT, I  almost put everything aside before I watched this season.
*COUGH*

Alright.... Without FURTHER ADO...
[is that how you say it?]


HERE. WE. GO!


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Ali. ALI. Ali.
WE MEET AGAIN...
[can we say extensions???]

I can't believe you want more of this.
You REALLY want to be the BACHELORETTE?
WHERE DID THEY FIND THESE BOYS?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!
 IT looks like you have your hands FULL with these boys...
Yes. BOYS. Not men. 
I wouldn't go that FAR to say MEN....
I mean, COME ON.
Every single one of them have their shirts unbuttoned down to their NAVEL!
[ok. maybe i over-exaggerate]

Before I make my next point....
I would like to REMIND YOU ALL that Ali's job was a Facebooker. 
So... As Chris called it..."her dream job"...
I guess she quit her DREAM JOB to become the next BACHELORETTE?!?!!?

Ladies... Ladies.... & Ladies...
Do you HONESTLY think that her DREAM job is being a Facebooker?
no.
I GUARANTEE that her dream job they were talking about was....................
HER BEING THE NEXT BACHELORETTE.
That's WHY she left last season....
DUH!

Ok.. Ok.. Sorry. Had to LET THAT ALL OUT! :) 
Now, maybe...er...uhhh.. possibly I can let the PAST be the PAST.


TIMEOUT!
 Did Ali just SAY she wanted to FALL IN LOVE AGAIN!?
Ladies.. 
I am NOT SURE she is over Jake. 
[AKA-Mr. Dateless--wasn't that what they called him?]

So... Pretty sure all these men boys do not know how to INTRODUCE THEMSELVES!

Is it just me & my sick humor or was I the ONLY ONE that hit the FLOOR laughing ready to pea my pants when the "Rated R WRESTLER" PUT HIS BROKEN FOOT out of the LIMO?!?!!?
Oh? I was the only one? 
Myyy bad. 
I'm sorry. I DO NOT believe that is a REAL CAST!
It's ALL for CHRIS Harrison  THE SHOW.

A couple things I noticed at the INTRODUCTIONS about ALI.
She says SHE LOVES so many things.
EXAMPLE:
Ali: "I LOVE your shirt! It's Yellow! It's my favorite color!"
REALLY, Ali!? YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOW?!!?!?!
[am i typing in caps too much?!]
"I love Fishing!"
"I love my family!"
"I love that!"
"I love that you did that!"
"I love that TIE!"
"I love to fish!"
LOVE LOVE LOVE!

funny MOMENTS

Chris L. [landscaper]
"If I could just wake up and see Ali laughing & smiling next to me in bed, I would be the HAPPIEST person in the world."
Chris... I don't know about you, but I would be REALLY FREAKED OUT if someone next to me was LAUGHING while I was sleeping..... & what if that person woke me up?
WATCH OUT! I am a BEAR when I am awakened. :) 
ask Z*. 
:) 


FAVORITE ENTRANCE BY FAR:
The guy jumping off the limo doing a backflip = my favorite entrance.
FAVORITE "beka-like" things WE need to talk about:
Shooter? DID YOU REALLLLY just tell US that story?
IF THEY SHOW RATED-R's NASTY FOOT ONE MORE TIME on the TV I WILL BE THROWING UP!
[insert vomit like face here]
.......ew........


People she kept:
My 1st impressions of them.
Jesse = MICHAEL PHELPS' lookalike! 
Ty = ?? Where did he come from?
Craig R. = sneaker boy
Tyler V. = Were you in the back room hiding all night?
FRANK = AWESOMENESS.
Steve = raspy voice.
Chris L. = do they just keep adding randmom guys that I don't know??
Kirk = blonde.
JOhn C. = Ummmmmm. [says um a lot]
Chris N. = You must have been hanging with Tyler V. in the back...
Chris H. HOW MANY CHRIS'S CAN 1 GIRL HAVE?!?!!?!?!?!?
HUNTER = loud & drunk
Craig M. = WOLVERINE MAN but all of WOLVERINE'S HAIR on his head. 
Jonathan = creeper [weatherman]
Casey =  Jake's look alike 

Alright, ladies....
That's alllll I got for this 1st episode.
WOW.
This DOES look like an interesting season.
Some DRAMA.
Who do you think has the girlfriend?
My guess? 
Wolverine Head Man.
But I can't say I am sure.. 




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6 comments:

  1. haha i am NOT a big fan of this season already...

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  2. your a doll :) i'm grabbing yours now!

    :)

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  3. This post was hilarious. I didn't watch last night's episode, but I can picture it all! Ha! Looking forward to following your blog. Thanks for your comment :)

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  4. Your blogs adorable! I love it... and I didnt know this started back up but I will have to see it, I loveeeeee these shows... She wasnt my favorite either!

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  5. What did you think of Roberto though? He was my favorite -- although, really, he doesn't have much in the way of competition!

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  6. a lot of folks didn't like ali...i didn't mind her so i was not unhappy when they announced she was the new bachelorette...and hahahahahaha i laughed out loud when you wrote about waking up next to someone laughing...hahahaha i thought the same thing!!! so funny!!! and totally agree...frank is AWESOME!

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