Barbie/Peacock girl is GONE.
Can I get a clip-clip?!
I know. I know. Some of you reading my blog really liked Ali.
i am sorry.
You might not want to read THIS blog. *wink*
Alright. blah. blah. blah.
Lets dive right into the juicy stuff....
[note: there is going to be some of "so steve says" in this blog.
www.realitysteve.com ---> do not go unless you want ALL the juice.
RUMOR = Steve HAS IT that Ali works for facebook & has tried out for MULTIPLE reality TV shows. [KEY WORD: MULTIPLE!!!!!]
Question: Why would Ali need to go back to work? Is facebook THAT desperate to get her back?
The new LAYOUT is too confusing for the other employees?
Do I smell a producer?
Ok. I can't hold it in any longer.
Did she really tell Chris Harrison she needed more time?
Did she really wear her hair in a pony tail for the rose ceremony?
Did she really go for a run and then put a dress on and come to the rose ceremony?
Did she really leave Jake to go pursue her job as a Facebookian?
Does she really cry like that?
Does she really call Jake next week?
If she comes back, I bet she wears a yellow bikini
Did she really want Jake to say, "STAY!!! STAY! I PICK YOU! LET'S ELOPE RIGHT NOW!"
Thank you for bringing such laughter to my life....
a little recap on Ali's life on The Bachelor....
shall we? we shall....
#1. Peacock feather.
Awe, yes. When she tried to hide it behind her back. I knew she was special then.
multiple dresses are flashing before my eyes.
nuff' said about those horrid things...
#4. Your hate for V.
something we share.
Is that all I remember about her?
Other random thoughts about tonight:
Jake's scarf---> looked like a Boa going in for the kill. That thing was so long & it was SOOO HIGH on his neck. Do you really think he owned that?
Jake's cheesy lines---> "One of the many goals in life is to not have any regrets."
"I've been waiting to see you all week!" x4
"You bring such happiness to my life."
"I have fallen for you" x4
"I feel a connection to her!" x4
x4 = said. it. to. all. of. them.
He must have read so many Fortune cookies that day.
Jake: "OoooH! This is a ceeper! Vienne will MELT with this line!"
Here is the rest of my recap for ya'll.
her dad and her need to get. a. grip!
she is a sneaky 23 year old that shouldn't be on this show.
She is in it for ALL the wrong reasons....
Also. She needs to LEARN how to sit.
On their date---I was CRACKIN up.
Does she really expect us to believe she is an OUTDOORS GIRL!?
Vienne: "lake & outdoors is me. This is so me."
She didn't even see the turtle 1st. Jake did.
She COULDN'T even see the ALLIgator. Jake did.
HA! Crackin' me up tonight!
Did anyone else notice Jake's ACCENT coming in when he was talking to her dad in his garage?
it would come in and out at random points in his sentences....
You. are. so. sweet.
My heart melts for her.
I could see that her heartache was real and that her break up was a legit story when I saw her parents crying..... Amazing girl.....
She got 2 strikes tonight...
She wore that Green Poncho looking dress to the rose ceremony.
2---> she danced for him.
I just wanted....ok ok ok.... I WAS yelling at the TV saying.. "NOT YET! Don't give him your heart yet.... he won't pick you for sure now...! how horrible...."
her little accessory with the Green Poncho dress...
Yes... All together now..
The BACHELORETTE MOTTO:
"If in doubt, put a belt around it!"
you don't get a picture.
i don't like you.
it makes me sick to think you have made it this far.
When Jake was looking at Gia's picture and he said,
"there is something about Gia. I just don't know. It's not her beauty."
WE ALL KNOW WHY YOU ARE KEEPING HER AROUND.
Swimsuit model = WARM TROPICAL Place.
My guess is you get the BOOT next week. :) If Ali would have stayed.... you would have been GONE.
MOST HILARIOUS PART OF THE WHOLE NIGHT!
the deleted scene from Gia's mom "reading Jake's cards."
Jake just flat out said, "NO!"
My bet is Gia gets the BOOT next week.
TOP 2: Vienne the snake & Tenley the sweetheart that sounds like Minnie Mouse...