Hellooo San Fran.
are we shocked? not the least bit.
Can you believe how BORING tonight's episode was? You KNEW who was going to be kicked off and well..... lets just get started.... because this is just too much for me to keep bottled in.
You're a very sweet person. I like you with Jake. You are a cute couple. I am sorry that you just got to go to China Town. That date was horrible for this show. DOWNERRR. Please work on your voice pitch. At times, I want to push mute.
Girrrrrrrl! No need for lip plumper, but I need to know something... Why don't your lips move? I mean MOOOOVVVVEEEE. Get any work done? No? Okay, still trying to keep it under raps? Gotch-ya!
I was also wondering about your hair. Yes, do you think that you could maybe, possibly, keep it outta yo' face! I know it makes Jake makeout with you more than any of the other ladies. Maybe Jake is wanting to makeout with you because you are a swimsuit model? Or maybe, is it because you are a PUMA? Or is it because kids picked on you and stole your backpack? Welp! Anyway, Sad to say you will be gone and Jake will probably weep when you leave knowing his makeout girl is gone..... Take your belts with you.
You. Are. A. Baby. Who in the world wanders around in a castle on their OWN doing & starts to
C-R-Y and call out for Jake?!?! Yep. Only 6 year olds do that. BUT WAIT, isn't that the type of relationship you told Jake you wanted when you got married? That of a 6 year old? Yep. You are crazy! Let me just say to you, If you leave your SHARED bedroom & go see the "Prize" as you like to call him and leave the "other girl" to go see him and HE KNOWS the other girl is up there knowing you were with him.... doing WHO KNOWS WHAT.
HE. WILL. ASK. YOU. TO. LEAVE. THE. ROOM.
Also, your sloppy- side bun for the Rose Ceremony----> Never again!!
....Don't turn into Ali-Cat!!!! WALK. AWAY.
When did you get on the show?!?
Oh well. Nice to see you for a couple of episodes.
Your limo interview. Um, you. were. wasted.
Thanks for the good laugh! I didn't laugh at all the whole show!! But when you got
into that LIMO and began to talk...... I wept. Thanks!
Dear Peacock Girl,
Thank you for not being such a MEAN GIRL tonight. You still drive me crrrrazy, but not as crazy as Gia's hair/lips/belts do. Okay, maybe you do...I think you will be going home soon. Maybe next week? Start a packin, lady! Get all your yellow big bird dresses together & don't forget to grab your clips & bobbie pins for your granny bun. Now that we are on the hair topic, Thank you for combing your hair and having it down for once and by down I mean, not the wispy/stringy bangs in the front. Also, I know you are crazy... because you ran into the water with your BOOTS ON. Crazy girl. Jake is not worth ruining shoes over.
What is everyone thinking about next weeks preview? Who is going to go? I am not sure, but I think it might be Ali or Gia.
hoping he just kills 2 birds puma's with 1 rose and gets them both outta there.
Then Vienna can go.
Then----TENLEY can have him.
Can't wait to hear what ya'll are thinkin.........