Michelle. Is. Gone.
Vienne scores a 1-1 with Jake.
What is every girls dream to do on their first date?
Oh. yes. bungy jump to their death!!!
This was the most hilarious part of the night.
Vienne looked sickly scared, but Jake looked like he was about to soil himself!
Well, They jump & then the are upside down, face to face----stomach to stomach.... Why not do a little kissing? I mean, they almost just died together! Why not?!?!
Quote of the Night by Jake: "I've never had a kiss like that in my 32 years of life!"
I guess it is every young mans dream to be like Spiderman.
Why not do a SPIDERMAN kiss then?
Ali, Jesse, Tenley,Elizabeth, Kathryn, Michelle, Ashleigh
(this is where my headache began)
let me just state the obvious here.
ALL of these women are getting on my nerves.
If I had to pick right now to give it to someone....
No. One. deserves. a. rose.
not. even. jake.
send them all home!!!
Yep, you guessed it. No one was funny, but I was in SHOCK of how they all acted when they got on that stage!
Ali-Cattiness (new nickname for her. i have one every week)
aka. peacock girl/barbie
I think you now know WHY I do not like her. I called her DRAMA face out 1st episode & then again with her 1-1 date running in her bright yellow, strapless dress..... then having that CLIP IN HER HAIR..... hellooooo 1990's nice to have you back.
Jesse-- aka. NERVOUS GIRL. nuff' said. she will be gone soon. He is not into her. start-a-packin.
Okay, okay, She didn't get on my nerves TOO BAD tonight, that is, until she talked.
MINNIE MOUSE!!! But other than her HIGH PITCHED voice-- she is not that bad.... but we will see.
(elizabeth) I am SOOO thankful Jake called her out and sent her home. She annoyed me so bad when she went back to the girls and started telling them that JAKE WANTED her to kiss him.
DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT FROM HIS MOUTH?!
pretty sure. She just lost any chance of getting hired to be a nanny ever again.
And if she does get hired, God bless & protect that family.
Favorite quote of the night from Elizabeth: "I am vanilla! I am all different colors of the rainbow."
"I didn't know vanilla was a color in the rainbow." -From my girl, Nikki who I was texting through the whole show.
I wept with laughter when she sent that to me.
Kathryn-- WHERE DID SHE COME FROM!??!!?! I did think her "stand up" was the funniest. But I didn't think it was funny enough to give her a toast. COME ON, ALLI!
Michelle-- This girl complains about not getting ANY time with him. Once she gets the group date, she gets MAD that she doesn't get the 1 on 1. I seriously would probably have to turn the channel if they gave Michelle the 1 on 1. PU---lease. Glad she is gone.
Ashleigh-- She was completely a B-A-B-Y about getting up on the stage at the Comedy Club. Did she really think that coming on this show they were going to allow her to do whatever she wanted? If she didn't feel comfortable, she could just stay there in her seat and watch all the other girls make complete fools of themselves. Obviously, she didn't watch Jillian's season.
Ella, Eva, Ellie, whatever her name is got the last 1 on 1 date with Jake. Jake surprised her by bringing her son to Sea World with them. They don't have any chemistry. She will be leaving with Jesse soon.
I am so annoyed with this season. I am annoyed that all these girls have SOMETHING against Vienne? I am missing something..... Did they edit out her cattiness? Or Is she THAT GOOD at hiding it? Props to V, if she is. I am fed up with Alli. I haven't liked her since she waved that peacock feather in his face.
yes. that was her. wearing yellow again. with. the. CLIP.
My new overly-used phrase from tonight is: "Start-a-packin."
I came home and went straight to bed last night. These women gave me a MASSIVE headache. I took some tylenol and went to bed.
michelle rolling her eyes.
michelle gets asked to leave.
paper airplane that was a $1.
more more more tears.
me getting tylenol.
me completely annoyed with these women.
Ladies..... I don't know about you, but I am annoyed.
So glad that episode is over.