Lets begin... shall we?
Pool Scene: Group Date
A bunch of naked hyena's puma's fighting over a piece of meat.
That meat meaning Jake, of course, not the X-producer. :)
Did anyone else notice all the funny quotes tonight? I think a Bad BOOK could have been written!!
"Can I get my rose back" -jake after Rozlyn was escorted out of the house by some SUMO wrestler.
i wept with laughter.
we time traveled back into elementary.
"Helloooo, My name is Michelle. I loooooove life!"* arms flaring in the air* -Vienna when talking smack about Michelle.
My sister and I laughed so hard. Anyone that calls Michelle out on the camera has my vote.
"Yes, I mean Yes!" -Ali. When jake asked if she would accept this rose.
I know some of you are jumping on the wagon for Ali, but I must say I am not a fan, yet. Maybe? Eh?
She looks completely like Barbie....no seriously...
I see it completely. WOW.
"He looks so hot going upside down on that roller coaster." Ashley talking about their group date to the cameras.
REALLY, Ashley?! You really just slowed down time and glanced over at Jake while he was SCREAMING no less on the roller coaster.... and he looked so hot... just screaming. I guess "Old fashioned" boy must have the whole package. Screaming but looking goooooood screaming and hanging upside down... Yep.
EDIT: Ashley creeped me out. I am so glad she is gone.
Want to talk about Michelle? yes? Okay...
Did you know that Michelle's Indian name is Weeping Willow?
Or should it be Weeping wolf.i mean puma. man! I can never get that right. :)
YEP. The "SHOCKER" of the night. Well, I am going to go ahead and say something that we all know, but don't want to hear. :)
This show is staged.
Yep. It is. I am sorry to burst your bubble, but it is. How do I know?
#1. DID ANYONE look at Rozlyn's expression when Chris H. was talking to her outside the house? BLANK. Yeah, If someone was saying I was having an inappropriate relationship with someone on NATIONAL TV and MESS up my chance with Jake..... You bet I would stick up for myself and bust a couple of noses before I left.
#2. Realitysteve.com Yep. He was THE MAN that called every step last season with Jillian and they all came true. This year... he is on top of things. He already announced the winner.
So WARNING. Do not go to his site unless you want to know the winner!
Big disappointment for me tonight:
Yep. Yep. Yep. Her NEW nickname is "Mizz Tease."
When she pulled out that little piece of paper I thought.."Oh no! Not the poem girl!" (in every season there is always a man or woman that is known as the POEM girl/guy.... every season has had one...
No. She did not write a poem, she just wrote rubbish. Why would you say it is Rubbish, B*?
OOOHH. Only because she pretty much made out with his oxygen at the fire work display. She is a tease.
I am not a fan of girls that tease boys. Nope.
So. Mizz Tease can pack her bags and head on home to Nebraska. Yee-haw.
W.W. sobbing her eyes out yet again.
pretty sure you get the point.